January 2012
West Coast is delayed
Jenny McCarthy: HEYYY HAPPY NEW YEAR
Me: stfu where the fuck is gaga
Dick Clark: HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!
Me: why isn't gaga here
Ryan Secreast: Hey Fergie how about we finish that countdown!
Me: Hey how about we see Gaga and tbh is Fergie even relevant anymore
Fergie: Here's #18 on the countdown!
Me: *jumps out window*
My dad's always like "Stop watching you're chinese...
otakusmadness:
and i’m always like “Dad it’s japanese and it’s not shit” and flip out ._.
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Watchjocalderboneme:
icanbethequeef:
popartrevolution:
migscast:
oh my god
oh my god
OH MY GOD
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!~~!!!! OMFG. S:LGJAOPS”GJPOSJGOSA
SCREAMING SDGIKDUDFSIFSGNFDG OMFG
IM GONNA DIE. OPMDGOPDSJLJAKFHDJKLSHFJKDSHJKLJAKLHGF
DYING. OMG IM DYING. SOMEONE SAVE MEEEE.
jocalderboneme:
acidwashqueen:
OMG GAGA’S ANNOUNCING SOMETHING ABOUT MONSTER BALL 3 TONIGHT
IF ITS NOT TOUR DATES IM JUMPING OFF THE BRIDGE DOWN THE STREET INTO THE ICE COLD WATERS OF IRONDEQUOIT BAY
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THE ONLY ALBUM I LISTENED TO THIS YEAR WAS BORN...
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I watched The Monster Ball yesterday with my mom...
In the beginning (the promo)
My Mom: Why is she dressed like that? Is that how they dress in New York? Why is she crying? She has all that money and she's crying, why?
When the shows starts.
My Mom: She can sing live. She knows how to sing.
When Lady Gaga is talking.
My Mom: SHE TALKS TO MUCH.
When Lady Gaga performs.
My Mom: What is she wearing?? Is she wearing a bra? IS THAT DRESS MADE OUT OF PLASTIC? The outfits she wears, she comes up with everything! If I wanted to I could replicate every dress, don't you think Carolyn? I CAN MAKE THAT DRESS. I could become her personal dress maker, Carolyn send her an email saying that she should hire me and make be her personal dress maker.
In the beginning of Alejandro (When Gaga is crying)
My Mom: /has this confused look on her face/
Lady Gaga: I can't live without you Alejandro. Yeah right!
My Mom: /laughs like it's the funniest thing on Earth/
Lady Gaga: /goes to the fountain and rubs the 'blood' all over her.
My Mom: Look at her! She's making a mess. Of course she would make a mess, she's not going to be the one to clean it up!
And then my mom starts comparing Lady Gaga to other artists, mostly Hispanic artists.
Bad Romance starts playing.
My Mom: She obviously had to close the show with this song. /starts singing/ I could be the next Lady Gaga, I can sing just like her. /starts singing again/ Is this the last song?
Me: No.
My Mom: OH MY GOSH THIS SHOW GOES ON FOREVER.
When it's over.
My Mom: That woman can sing.
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To my 3 new followers:
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December 2011
